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It baffles me that any citizen of sound mind and body would want to impersonate Chris Brown but then again, they did do it to get him in some major trouble! The faux Twitter account tweeted legendary singer Cher; “That damn GRANNY bitch CHER needs to keep her mouth SHUTTTT about her opinion against obama !!! smh she needs a beating (sic).” When one follower kindly prodded Cher for a response, asking; “Cher, how do you feel about Chris Brown saying he was gonna hit you.” she snapped back with; “I don’t know. Is that something he’s particularly good at?” Third degree burn right there from Cher! The whole matter was eventually cleared up with the real Chris tweeting Cher to apologise for the mistake but God damn it was worth it all for that almighty put down from the lady herself!

I’ve never really had Louis Walsh down as the superhero type but underneath that buttoned-up shirt of his, there may lie the iconic S logo, as he’s been drafted in by Simon Cowell at the last second to judge the US X Factor Kansas auditions! Simon has been struck down with a bad case of the auld man flu and thought it best to hire a private jet and splash out £160,000 for Louis’ services. Ahhh, god love poor Louis, sure the Yanks will never understand his soft Irish lilt!

I may just have discovered the reason Amy Winehouse’s family have placed her Camden home up for sale; as father Mitch will soon have a hefty bill to pay! Daddy Winehouse has spoken about his plans to erect a bronze memorial statue around Camden Square. Mitch said; “Amy was in love with Camden, but for us, it is a place that we associate with [both] heartbreak and love, because we loved Amy dearly. We wanted to have a bench in her memory outside her house in Camden Square, but there are so many hoops you have to jump through to do that.” Perfect idea and a beautiful commemoration but how the hell will they find enough bronze to fill out that beehive!


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