I really don’t think many will be surprised with this ‘shock’ coupling! Harry Styles, the One Directioner with several interesting notches on his bedpost, has been linked to yet another cougar lover. Apparently, 18-year-old Harry has got it on like donkey kong with Manchester DJ Lucy Horobin who is, surprise surprise, 14 years his senior. The interesting twist to this forbidden tale However is that Lucy was still married when the pair got it on last year. A friend of Lucy’s (but a friend no more I imagine!) has revealed; “She knows she shouldn’t admit it but said the sex was amazing. He knew exactly what he was doing despite the fact he was only 17. He’s adorable and Lucy had a lot of fun. But it was never anything serious. It was a mistake.” Messing with married ladies equals one very angry estranged husband Harry, watch that pretty little head of yours!
Agyness Deyn, you know the one… model… blonde… legs go on forever and ever; well she’s only gone and got herself married without a soul knowing! The super dooper model tied the knot with Friends actor Giovanni Ribisi last weekend – the sneaky pair, I didn’t even know they were dating! Agyness’ sister took to Twitter to congratulate the newlyweds saying; “CAT’S OUT OF THE BAG!!! Congrats to my sis… and mi [sic] new bro inlaw Giovanni’”. The pair said they’d been dating “only a while” which can only leave me to assume that means no time at all, she doesn’t even know his favourite colour and they’ll probably regret the hasty decision.
It seems there’s nothing but positive news in this week’s Celebrity Hearts as another couple have tied the knot! 45-year old film director Sam Taylor-Wood and her 22-year old actor fiancée Aaron Johnson have always made me feel slightly icky; the 23-year age gap is just too big, but hey, after two kids together I’m starting to think maybe they’re serious about one another! The bride wore a gown designed by Sarah Burton, the creative director of Alexander McQueen, at the ceremony and the groom wore a smart Tom Ford suit. Other than those teeny, weeny details, the pair have said they will not release any more… the selfish buggers! Congrats you two!
Those of you with actual lives probably didn’t catch the latest TOWIE Marbs special but as the reality show holds a special, superficial place in my heart, I witnessed James Argent get a severe telling off from Gemma Collins, leaving him with the thought of the day – “You can’t have this candy” – sassy, I like it! The curvy lady claimed Arg had disrespected her by getting all cosy underneath the covers yet criticising her weight in front of his friends. It seems the pair are making a go of it however as they have been spotted in Turkey together. The pair’s tweets aren’t helping either! Upon his arrival in Turkey on Friday, Gemma simply tweeted; “Today is going to be tres exciting xxx.” James tweeted his shared excitement, saying; “On the plane, I’m so excited! #ButterfliesLikeMad x.” and later on in the day; “Wowza is all I can say! Lol, Night guys x.” How very suspicious!